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2006.12.23: And we're spent!
2006.12.22: Would that be in the Faculty of Arts? Or Science?
2006.12.21: He likes to spin around really fast too
2006.12.20: In Canada, everyone can ride the short bus
2006.12.19: What is that squirrel doing to that bird? Ew.
2006.12.18: She was the most popular girl at law school
2006.12.17: And then she went to the Stag Shop
2006.12.16: I hear Trebek's giving out free mustache rides
2006.12.15: He dreams of a land where he can be free...
2006.12.14: His house always smelled funny around Christmastime
2006.12.13: Is that really so much to ask?
2006.12.12: Someone call the humane society...
2006.12.11: Richard Gere inspires the inner prostitute in all of us
2006.12.10: That big black cloud of smoke? That was him.
2006.12.09: And then she put her hand back down
2006.12.08: She hated the fact her parents always held her back... from the food.
2006.12.07: At least she didn't want to cuddle
2006.12.06: She has something better than a remote car starter
2006.12.05: And from thenceforth, the kids behind the counter always snickered at her...
2006.12.04: So... does he get points for trying?
2006.12.03: Jamaican my head hurt...
2006.12.02: Laurier Students: Sleeping through life since 1911.
2006.12.01: And he wonders why he's single
2006.12.01: Next case: Laurier prof vs. final exam, counsel, please approach the bench
2006.11.30: Uh, where's the "any" key?
2006.11.29: Well-balanced meals, eh?
2006.11.28: She loves Sugar Mountain. And Sugar Mountain loves her.
2006.11.28: And then she put on her tinfoil hat
2006.11.27: You mean there are some people who don't use Limewire? Whoa.
2006.11.26: His favourite movie is Titanic
2006.11.25: This girl is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.
2006.11.24: This rehearsal brought to you by the WLU choir, and Bill Clinton
2006.11.23: They don't use Royal Doulton around here...
2006.11.22: The clacking in the hallway wasn't heels-- it was hooves
2006.11.21: He also needs some nasal spray
2006.11.20: And then he traded it to Google for YouTube
2006.11.19: When Fine Arts was cut, Guy #2 didn't notice
2006.11.19: Screw Laurier, I want the Temple of Doom
2006.11.18: She had a different seminary in mind
2006.11.17: Unless it's a class on Firefly
2006.11.17: I'll have a Big Mac and Mary Magdalene please
2006.11.16: Yeah, my fingernails are a little sore, too
2006.11.15: Is that why the dancing sailors are salty?
2006.11.15: Normally my professors cry *after* I hand in my papers
2006.11.14: Everyone knows that ants have potent hallucinogenic properties. You should try some.
2006.11.13: 'Godzilla' was once a typical Manchu clan name
2006.11.12: I hear there's an official competition for that.
2006.11.12: Submissions Needed!
2006.11.12: I can see how that would be hard to remember.
2006.11.12: Wait till you hear what his favourite smells are...
2006.11.11: The original problem involved opening a tube of superglue with his mouth
2006.11.10: Gee, I thought passive voice was when you weren't being very enthusiastic.
2006.11.10: Despoongregation was a big part of the Civil Rights movement.
2006.11.10: Brothers...or best friends?
2006.11.10: Everything was good until dad said he had to start buying his own
2006.11.09: Especially the drunk ones.
2006.11.09: I wonder why...
2006.11.09: You have to admit, that is quite a nice scarf
2006.11.08: How many words must a student type out, before you can call him a student?
2006.11.08: Dude #1: I wasn't talking about my teeth...and I'm not putting toothpaste there.
2006.11.08: Mystery Solved
2006.11.07: Sounds dangerous
2006.11.07: But Steve Urkel said...
2006.11.06: But everyone knows pizza goes better with socialism
2006.11.06: Making babies wasn't on the syllabus!
2006.11.06: It's my new motto
2006.11.06: You forgot the duct tape
2006.11.05: Those first years are getting younger and younger
2006.11.05: He's had a lot of practice....
2006.11.05: What? That's the best kind of forest sex!
2006.11.05: And when people called him a baby-eater, he asked if they wanted some too...
2006.11.04: Is that a size 8, or are you just happy to see me?
2006.11.03: I also listen to indie bands that nobody has heard of!
2006.11.02: Maybe try the university down the street?
2006.11.01: But it's my birthday!
2006.10.14: Launch date: November 1st

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