Overheard at Laurier

Prof: Any questions about the final exam?
Student 1: How will you be marking it?
Prof: Well I plan to get piss drunk and throw them down a flight of stairs.

-- Overheard in a Poli Sci lecture

Guy: I'm not a talkative person, even if people piss me off. If they piss me off I just hit them, that's the way I am.

Overheard in the Concourse

Guy: What the fuck am I doing with my life? I'm sitting in the 24 Lounge sleeping. I really need to sit back and re-evaluate what I'm doing. Okay ... I will after I have a nap. *falls asleep*

- Overheard in the 24-Hour Lounge

Girl 1: What background are you?
Guy: Jamaican
Girl 2: Ooo, I have this friend, Ashley. Her dad's Jamaican and her mom's like, white. But she's like... Catholic.
Guy: ...

- Overheard at Wilf's

Horny Girl: Oh man, I haven't been laid all semester!
Friend: You should give Adam a call, I'm sure he'd be willing to oblige.
Horny Girl: Who?

- Overheard in the Arts building

Girl: Stop it, I'm going to have tea bag marks all over my face!

- Overheard in Tim Horton's

Girl: Okay, start smoking, I'll be there in five minutes.

- Overheard in the Concourse

Guy #1: Remember her?
Guy #2: Yeah, she was nice. Too bad she doesn't have any brains. One expects a girl to be able to talk and stuff.
Guy #1: Or carry a conversation, I hear those are important for a relationship.

-- Overheard in the 24-hour lounge

Girl: And I was like daddddddddddddddd let go of me!!!!!!... anyway the cake was really good.

-- Overheard on University Ave.

Prof: Any other questions?
*student puts their hand up*
Prof: Yes, keener?

- Overheard in Poli Sci lecture

Guy: Why do people bother raking leaves? It would be so much easier to set everything on fire.
- Overheard in the Cafeteria

15-year-old girl: I'd SO be a prostitute. They make so much money and they only have sex with rich people.

- Overheard on the 7C bus

A girl talking about her ex:
Girl: I'm like a puppy and he's like my master who beats me but I always come back.

-- Overheard in the Fred Nichols Campus Centre

Guy on cell phone: (yelling) I just want to shove my tongue down your throat, man!

- Overheard on University Ave

Guy: Why do so many houses around here suck with the Christmas lights? If I was decorating my house, I'd have a SHIT-LOAD of Christmas lights.

Girl: A shit-load?

- Overheard on King St.

Girl: OH my GOD!... that kid is taking a pee on the side of the road

Guy: (looks out window) No fair, last time I took a pee on the side of the road I got a ticket

- overheard in dining hall (people looking out the window onto university)

Jeopardy is on television. A discussion about how pretentious Alex Trebeck is is going on.

Girl 1: Could you imagine ever having sex with Trebek?
Girl 2: (impersonating Trebek) I'm sorry, the correct answer would have been WHO IS your daddy!

-- Overheard on Brighton St.

Girl #1: "Wait, so when....when he......finishes, you finish too?"
Girl #2: "Uh, sometimes. Just because he finishes doesn't mean you've finished"
Girl #1: "Oh..." (awkward silence as Girl #1 inwardly contemplates previous sexual relations)

-- Overheard in the cafeteria

Girl #1: "I object! I'm not a whore!"
Girl #2: "You never object, that's WHY you're a whore!"

-- overheard on MSN

Girl #1: I think that's a squirrels nest!
Girl #2: Squirrels have nests?
Girls #3: I thought birds had nests!?
Girls #4: Squirrels lay eggs?

-- Overheard on Weber St.

Guy: I don’t see why this Quebecois as a nation thing is such a big deal. If they want to be special, fine, call them special.

Girl: I think it’s because it also opens the doors for Native Canadians to also want special status.

Guy: So? Pass a bill saying they’re special too. It’s Canada! Everyone can be special!

-- Overheard in the Torque Room

Guy: Quitting smoking sucks. The closest I can get to that nice feeling in my head I get when I smoke is standing up really fast.

-- Overheard in the cafeteria

Girl #1: Kinsey is that movie on the guy who created sexology?
Girl #2: What's sexology?
Girl #1: Um, the the study of sex.
Girl #2: Oh.

-- Overheard on Elgin Crescent

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Happy holidays!