Emo kid: Fine, you can look in my bag but don't read my journal.
Cop: Don't worry, it's probably too dark and depressing anyways.
Emo kid: SHINE THE LIGHT ON IT MOTHAFUCKA! I'M GONNA READ IT!
Cop: Okay, pick any random page you want.
Emo kid: "Dear Diary, today I went to school. I'm doing pretty good in English..."
Cop: That's enough.
Overheard in Victoria Park